Teacher, Teacher… I declare!

The other day while walking out of the grocery store, I saw something I didn't really want to see. But it was too horrible and funny not to notice.

There was a couple in front of me, walking to their car hand in hand. The guys shorts were practically falling off and I could tell the designs on his boxers. His shorts were almost to his shoes. In fact, they were covering more of his socks then his boxers!

If that wasn't bad enough, the gal had super-tight Capris on. It's not like she wasn't out of shape, but they were so tight that it accentuated her love-handles, giving her thighs a ripple effect. She didn't really have fat rolls, but it sure gave the appearance of it. And what's worse… it was obvious that she was wearing a thong!

You don't know how much I wanted to just walk up to them both and congratulate them for at least wearing UNDERWEAR!

Perhaps I could have suggested that they change apparel. It might have worked. But alas… I could do nothing. I was wearing a shirt with my work logo on it. ;)

~Matt